msjewbooty:

im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants

(via rneerkat)

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via rneerkat)

ofmiceandgingerlove:

im-nothing-without-her:

n-ck-deep:

Alan Ashby

I’ll reblog every time I see a Alan’s gif like this one.

I can’t even
theironyofchokingonbandmembers:

I say this everyday